Humanoid Testimonials

Clerg17.2 - I was taken to Noid Repair by my human owner because of a faulty battery connection. They fixed me in less than an hour. You humans may not believe this but I'm happy.

Floyd-Noid - My owner took me to Noid Repair when my head fell off. They reattached it and I was good to go the next day.

Virgilia - A man assaulted me one night while I was walking in the city. He didn't get very far. Noid Repair fixed all the damage and treated me with respect. The man is in jail and his guards are humanoids that know me. Ha.

3600M - I was on a boat and fell overboard when I lost my balance, it short-circuited everything. My owner took me to Noid Repair as scrap. Long story short, the good people at NR completely overhauled me and I'm now back with my human. I'll never get in a boat again.

Welcome to The Noid Repair Shop. We're a full service fix it shop for humanoids. We have shops in 17 states and 32 countries, you can find us in the phone book.